Are you allowed to throw in a Swifty if your tongue is planted firmly in your cheek? For those who came in late, a Swifty is an adverb that’s just a fraction too apposite to be anything but hilarious – and stupid. E.g: “The lightbulb’s blown!” he muttered darkly; “I got first prize!” she exclaimed winningly; “Turn the amp to 11!” he cried noisily.
My character had just been told by his assistant that his agent’s on the phone:
‘Literary or celebrity?’ he asked
‘It’s Harry M.’ she stage-whispered.