Huzzah, new car!

20 August, 2018 - 58 Responses

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Ta da! Don’t think I’ll be using the moon roof much but the rest is schmicko.

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No Reason

17 August, 2018 - 9 Responses

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Shrink, I want to kill

5 July, 2018 - 123 Responses

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So this is it, then.  My golden first-born son, my funny, clever boy who’s been my best mate since he was born is off to Canberra to become a highly-trained killing machine in charge of a pack of other highly-trained killing machines.

I know it is a terrific opportunity that should set him up for life. I just get a bit teary wondering if the gentle parts of him – his magic with little children,  compassion for the elderly, love of animals – will survive the Army.

1 April, 2018 - 288 Responses

Happy Easter!

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Wishing you all much chocolate and serenity. And no creepy bunnies.

Goth Gnome

29 January, 2018 - 250 Responses

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Ok, even I’m sick of scrolling the comments on the last thread now. Nothing to see here, just a Goth gnome I made for Gogantor’s GF.

Bazinga!

27 August, 2017 - 944 Responses

Scene: Me, baconing.

Enter the local One Nation candidate.  We’ll call him Steve, because that is his name.

Steve: “Have you got any wholemeal rolls?”

Me: “Only white.  Isn’t that the way you like it?”

I’m not going to crack jokes any more.  I’ll never be funnier than that.  Steve went whiter than the rolls, I wish you could have been there.

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Melbourne Countdown

24 May, 2017 - 741 Responses

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By the CERN-level accuracy of my calculations, I think there’s only one month until I join some of you in glorious Melbourne.   Since my own preparations tend to be last minute and slapdash at best, help me work out what the heck I’m doing and what the heck I have to take.

Oh, and will the Spiegeltent still be there?

Drag Bingo

7 April, 2017 - 347 Responses

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A fabulous evening with the captivating Miss Melony Breasts and the talented Miss Sal Monella.  It was the Bison Bar – the same venue as the Datson + Hughes single launch.  And I won the final call, and was presented with the coveted Bingo Scrubber award, so now I can die happy.

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GOMA Part II

20 March, 2017 - 135 Responses

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Too much scrolling through the previous comments, so check this out.  It filled the gallery.  To get an idea of scale, I could walk under the second loop easily.

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5 February, 2017 - 405 Responses

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The always lovely Ildi and I met at GOMA yesterday and spent the next 4 hours marvelling at GOMA’s 10th birthday party.  The installation by an Icelandic(of course) artist who has a name like something complicated from IKEA but fortunately for Anglophones goes by “shoplifter” had to be stroked to be believed, and there was an installation in a dark gallery made simply of lighting and a smoke machine that played with your mind – in a good way.  We agreed that every cent of our tax dollars that it costs is well worth while. Do yourself a favour.